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[catslash]

Dear Astros,

Wasting Roger Clemens so much makes me hate you. Last time out he had a two-run complete game. Not good enough. Today he throws six scoreless innings. Still not good enough. No cookies for you. And if you keep this shit up (how many games have you won this week? One? Two?), no wild card for you, either.

Wondering Why You Guys Hate Clemens So Much,
Cathryn



Interesting numbers: The Astros have been shut out SIXTEEN times this year. EIGHT - EIGHT!! - of these shutouts are on starts from Clemens. What is the deal?! Actually, I'm kind of impressed - they've found the only way I can think of to have the best pitcher in the game and not be guaranteed a win almost every time he takes the mound. Well played, Astros. Well played.

STILL NO COOKIE.

Comments

[gimme-proonz.livejournal.com]

I almost feel bad for Clemens. I almost do.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__kara__/]

the astros are frustrating me soooo much right now.

[owllover711.livejournal.com]

I am guessing you don't share the loathing of most Red Sox fans for Clemens, eh? ;-) Or does his being on the Astros trump any former feelings about him?

[catslash.livejournal.com]

The Clemens thing was before my time. I'm not overly fond of him, but he is on my team, and as such he is one of my boys, and thus I am required to love him whether I like it or not.

Besides, the year he's having is morbidly fascinating. The lowest ERA baseball's seen in a long time, and can he get a win to save his soul? No, no he cannot. It's like a train wreck.

[painting-music.livejournal.com]

NO COOKIES WHATSOEVER.

That was seriously the most boring game evar, hands down.