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Dear Astros,
Wasting Roger Clemens so much makes me hate you. Last time out he had a two-run complete game. Not good enough. Today he throws six scoreless innings. Still not good enough. No cookies for you. And if you keep this shit up (how many games have you won this week? One? Two?), no wild card for you, either.
Wondering Why You Guys Hate Clemens So Much,
Cathryn
Interesting numbers: The Astros have been shut out SIXTEEN times this year. EIGHT - EIGHT!! - of these shutouts are on starts from Clemens. What is the deal?! Actually, I'm kind of impressed - they've found the only way I can think of to have the best pitcher in the game and not be guaranteed a win almost every time he takes the mound. Well played, Astros. Well played.
STILL NO COOKIE.
Wasting Roger Clemens so much makes me hate you. Last time out he had a two-run complete game. Not good enough. Today he throws six scoreless innings. Still not good enough. No cookies for you. And if you keep this shit up (how many games have you won this week? One? Two?), no wild card for you, either.
Wondering Why You Guys Hate Clemens So Much,
Cathryn
Interesting numbers: The Astros have been shut out SIXTEEN times this year. EIGHT - EIGHT!! - of these shutouts are on starts from Clemens. What is the deal?! Actually, I'm kind of impressed - they've found the only way I can think of to have the best pitcher in the game and not be guaranteed a win almost every time he takes the mound. Well played, Astros. Well played.
STILL NO COOKIE.
