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My bitter vow:

If Kerry wins this thing, I will stop pretending that I'm going to quit smoking and I will do it. Cold turkey. And if any of you who knows me in real life ever sees me with a cigarette in my hands, I give you permission to pull an A-Rod and slap it away.

If Bush wins, I will stop pretending that I am going to quit and I will smoke all I damn please. Because I'm going to need something to get through the next four years, and with all the alcoholism on both sides of my family, it may actually be safer for me to rely on Parliaments instead of Southern Comfort.

Sure, right now in my nervous state I'm going with coffee (I'm on my third cup, I usually stop at two), but the human body can only take so much caffeine.

Note: This post has been made in a moment of grim fatalism fighting with desperate hope and may be subject to loose interpretation at a later date.

Thank god Maine went to Kerry. At least I don't have live with the embarrassment of being in a red state. Wasn't it established in the fifties that political redness is bad for you?

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Interesting reference to the red scare seeing how we're headed back to those times. Look for some politician to go on a domestic terrorist witch hunt, blacklisting innocent people with vague accusations of consorting with al-Qaeda, et al.
Maybe it'll be the focus of the GOP's 2008 campaign in which case, I definitely don't want to be around to see it.

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Dude, not only do I have to live with the embarrassment of living in a state that overwhelmingly went red, I have to live in a state that elected a senator who is actually on record as saying that gays and unwed pregnant women are unfit to teach in schools. Now please excuse me while I go fill up a bathtub and slit my wrists.

OK, I'm totally not going to do that. Think good thoughts, Hoedogg. Boston Red Sox. No more curse. 4-0 sweep. Good thoughts. Happy thoughts.

Yeah. This sucks.

~Hoedogg