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[catslash]

I just can't stop being mean to Harry. First Norman, then that fic, and now the above icon combining a cheap shot with a Freaks and Geeks reference.

If Harry existed, I would owe him an apology. But first, I would make the Spider-Man 2 screenwriters apologize for putting such terrible dialogue in his mouth. At least I don't make him say painfully stupid things.

BTW, go here for a squillion lovely Spider-Man icon bases free for the taking, mostly of James Franco/Harry or Tobey Maguire/Peter. Or both. Or all four. And I'm pretty sure I spotted Daniel Desario there a few times.

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[aefallen.livejournal.com]

the above icon combining a cheap shot with a Freaks and Geeks reference.

This is a bad thing, how? *grin*

(Am of the opinion that people are mean to Peter far too often, so Harry - *smiles at you* Go for it!)

Spider-Man 2 screenwriters apologize for putting such terrible dialogue in his mouth

I still think Spider-Man 1's "Don't let the bedbugs bite" ranks among the worst lines Harry's ever uttered.

*is moved at the last paragraph* I'm so glad you liked them! (I should do this more often, too)

And I'm pretty sure I spotted Daniel Desario there a few times.

As a testament to my inveterate shallowness, I didn't even realise that that was his name until you. *grin*

[catslash.livejournal.com]

(Am of the opinion that people are mean to Peter far too often, so Harry - *smiles at you* Go for it!)

Harry's such an easy target, though. You don't even have to think about it to find the right buttons to push. Between the fic, the iconage, and my less-than-nurturing Norman at the roleplay I'm involved in, I feel like I should send Harry an "I'm Sorry" bouquet or something. Except that he doesn't exist. So, you know, at least I'll save money on that.

I still think Spider-Man 1's "Don't let the bedbugs bite" ranks among the worst lines Harry's ever uttered.

Aw, but that's just Harry being a dork. The dialogue in S-M2 is generally not excellent - watching Alfred Molina mutter darkly to himself like a villain in a subpar soap opera pains, for example - but it seems to me like James Franco got stuck with all the worst crap. The worst line of both movies put together, worst line of the year, I'll be amazed if I hear a worse one from a new flick this year (and I say that having seen such cinematic gold as White Chicks): "He humiliated me by touching me." There are just no words. I cringe for poor James. I spent much of his screentime going, "What is this shit? Didn't anyone tell TPTB what he can do with good material? ARGH!"

As a testament to my inveterate shallowness, I didn't even realise that that was his name until you.

That's because you haven't seen the show yet. And you really really need to. *hinthint*

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Track Three! Bwah! Love it.

~Hoedogg

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Heh. I knew you'd appreciate it. And how perfect is that goofy-looking picture?