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[catslash]

Wow, I have been with the fail at posting lately. I'm getting back into the swing of working after the semester, and it's been tiring. Also my manager sucks at life, but I don't want to get pissed off all over again talking about it, so I'm not going any further into that.

Instead, I want to talk about the upcoming new series of Torchwood. (. . . Yeah, I know I quit the show after "Exit Wounds." I am continuing to watch it because SHUT UP, that's why.)



I'm always wrong when I say that. But anyway, I just wanna ask you guys a question. When you consider the following information:

* That there's gonna be a bunch of annoying couple-y Jack/Ianto stuff (seriously, I'm not violently against the ship or anything, but it is SO BORING AND BADLY WRITTEN AND IT IS THE SHIP THAT ATE FANDOM ANYWAY AAAAAUGH so blech)

* That Jack is going to be evasive about said couple-y stuff

* That Ianto's family is going to show up

* That this will all likely culminate in an exchange of heartfelt blah blah blah

. . . when you have considered all this, then tell me, on a scale of one to ten: exactly how violent and gruesome do you think Ianto's death is going to be?

Nobody survives shit like that on TV. It's just too much.

Also: someone is (this is speculation, not a spoiler!) definitely going to die, and I say better Ianto than Rhys.

. . .

Yeah, I know, I just killed Rhys.

Comments

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Man, can you imagine if Yanto got it? The fallout! The weeping! The hair tearing and teeth gnashing! It would be absolutely delicious to watch.

I know I'm bad person, but as someone who has done all that over Owen and Tosh already, I'm actually quite okay with being a bad person. And besides Yanto is Rusty's second favourite self-insert after Wose, so it's not like he wouldn't bring him back eight times anyway.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME OH MAN.

I'm actively rooting for it. And I kind of like Ianto. More or less. When he shows signs of having a personality, anyway.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am mostly indifferent to him, which seems like an odd thing to say as I am also basically baying for his blood. Possibly I still have so much saved-up indiscrimate S2 rage for that show, I want *everyone* to suffer. Well, I'd rather Gwen and Rhys and PC Andy didn't but. You know.

PC Andy is so going to get it. D:

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. You're probably right. D:

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

I'm so convinced of my right-ness, that were I a betting type, I would bet both my legs and my grandma on it.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

All I'm truly convinced of is that someone is going to die. PC Andy is probably the safe bet and would cause the least backlash.

'Course, Rusty appears to enjoy pissing off fans. So. *sews a shroud for Ianto*