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[catslash]

So. I require a bit of a distraction from the fact that Doctor Who airs on Saturday and it's only WEDNESDAY. And I figure, while I'm all ridiculous-crossover-y lately, it might be a good time for a sort of informal challenge request.

Below the cut, you will find a list of fandoms. Ask for crossovers. I will do my best to provide at least a scenario, if not a snippet into the bargain. These are fandoms I'm comfortable with dabbling in at the moment, so I'd appreciate it if you stuck to the list, though of course if I've forgotten something you know I can do, ask for it. And if there's something you really want to see but you're not sure, ask me about it. I might be able to do it anyway. (But no baseball RPS, ALEX. I'd prefer fictional crossovers.) Feel free to ask for more than one; I will do my best to accommodate. Though if you nail me with a huge list I reserve the right to pick and choose. ALEX.

Angel
Boondock Saints
Buffy
Coupling
Dead and Breakfast
Dexter
Doctor Who
Dogma
Everwood
Gossip Girl
House
Iron Man
Jeeves and Wooster
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Lois and Clark
No Country for Old Men
Pirates of the Caribbean
Red Dwarf
Sarah Jane Adventures
Supernatural
Torchwood
Xena

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[catslash.livejournal.com]

Dogma/PotC. This is a bit of an AU, because I kind of completely forgot about Dead Man's Chest until after I'd written it. Oops.



Jack Sparrow has met God.

This is not the start of one of his stories. Jack tells many stories, and some of them are even true. He can't tell this story, though, because he doesn't know it happened to him.

Besides, even if he did, it's not much of a story in a strictly dramatic sense. What happened was this: Jack bought a girl a drink. She said nothing, but smiled at him with such kindness and joy that he forgot to make a pass at her. Forgot where he was for a moment, forgot who he was, even. She tossed the drink back neatly and squeezed his shoulder as she left. He put his hand where hers had been and turned to watch her go, and not five minutes later he met the man who would introduce him to the Black Pearl.

Not that lack of drama would present a problem for Jack. He could dress this story up without even the slightest effort. He would tell of saving the girl from the advances of a crude and hulking barbarian, and how she flung herself upon his neck in gratitude (Jack isn't sure of exactly how one flings oneself upon someone's neck, but he likes the way it sounds). There would be a swordfight and a passionate, gratifying night, and he would conclude on a note of regret that he could not stay, for his is a wandering soul. Yes, there's no doubt Jack could make it into a fine tale indeed, and without ever touching on the girl's identity at that.

But Jack can't tell this story in any form, because he doesn't know any of it happened. If you told it to him, though, he would just nod, because who else could have gifted him with his beautiful Pearl except for God?

[cacopheny.livejournal.com]

Having just finished watching the third Pirates movie, I just about died giggling at this XD AU wins, anyway, and heeeeee, Jack met God! And the very idea of her striking him dumb and non-flirtateous... aah, even him XD

Seriously, I laughed aloud at this one, in a happy-giggle kind of way. You must needs write more Dogma fic.

Thank you <3

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad this worked for you. It's a shame it doesn't work with canon, because if anyone in PotC could have an encounter with God, it would be Jack.