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([personal profile] catslash Jun. 21st, 2006 05:05 pm)
Several things.

* First, [ profile] beckla30 and I propose that the Tigers trade a year's supply of clean, reasonable quality jockstraps to the Orioles for Kevin Millar. It's a psychological manuever: We believe that the sheer humiliation of being benched for Millar for a week will put Shelton right back on his game. Then, Millar can just goof around and cheerlead in the dugout for the rest of the season, and occasionally play if Shelton desperately needs a rest, or if we're down or up by eight runs. We also think he'd be a top notch addition to the gum brigade.

* And really, it wouldn't be any worse a move than this. Jason Johnson?? Right before the second half of the season? Or, you know, AT ALL? Theo, what are you thinking?? Man, I know we are desperate for the pitching, but first a Royals reject and now this? Well, on the bright side, at least I'll get to hear Joe and Jerry tell me alllll about JJ's insulin pager. Because I didn't hear that one umpteen times last season with every non-Detroit feed I got stuck with.

* In conclusion: Ozzie's no homophobe! He's been to a Madonna concert, by damn! Funny, in my GSA days in high school, that would have pissed me off, so conditioned to loathe any hint of hate language was I. Now it just entertains, because, you know, it's Ozzie Guillen, and why get all worked up? Using every stock excuse in the book that every homophobe uses to claim that they are not homophobes is just precious. Oh Ozzie, don't ever change.

I really do need to start posting more often. It's been a difficult month. I don't really want to talk about the mess I seem to have made for myself until I've cleaned it up. But it's not like I ever talk about real life here anyway, so I do need to keep up with my posting. Feel free to poke me if I go too long.

From: [identity profile]

YAY Cat's posting again! *cheers*

Seriously, it's good to see you. :-D

*clings to Kevin* NO NO NO YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM HE'S OURS NOW OURS DO YOU HEAR ME OURS *continues to cling*

ext_41681: (Torchwood.  Oh dear. - credit apiphile)

From: [identity profile]

Now, now, think of your team. I'm sure the O's could always use some fresh comfy jockstraps.

From: [identity profile]

Yay for updates! And as you know, I *heart* Ozzie too.

I've made messes too. They can be cleaned.

From: [identity profile]

Real life blows goats. Be like me and give real life the bird.

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