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KENNY ROGERS WHAT.
Oh god, this season is going to be a disaster in Detroit, I can feel it already. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN THE CLUBHOUSE LET'S ADD KENNY ROGERS YAY.
How do they expect me to root for Kenny Rogers?! The guy is an asshole! Look at him! He even LOOKS like an asshole!
Oh my god, this sucks.
Speaking of sucks, let's trade our top prospect who is a shortstop because we just signed a guy to a four year deal and our prospect will never get anywhere! And then! LET'S TRADE THAT GUY! Hanley RamÃrez must be PISSED right now. Who the fuck is our shortstop?!? IS THERE A FUCKING PLAN HERE THAT I MISSED?! OH MY GOD THEO WE'RE SORRY WE DIDN'T DO IT AND WE LOVE YOU PLEASE COME BACK.
And I have still not processed the Mirabelli trade. The idea of Doug Mirabelli not being a Red Sock does not even register in my brain as something that is possible. It's like announcing that the color blue will now be called green. It does not work.
So now we need a shortstop and a backup catcher and oh yeah we still don't have a first baseman and oops my brain just exploded.
But at least the Astros didn't offer Clemens arbitration. Heh heh heh. Sorry, Roger, you don't get to jerk us around this year. Also, Orlando Palmeiro re-signed for two years. So at least one of my teams isn't trying to cause me massive organ failure.
Oh god, this season is going to be a disaster in Detroit, I can feel it already. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN THE CLUBHOUSE LET'S ADD KENNY ROGERS YAY.
How do they expect me to root for Kenny Rogers?! The guy is an asshole! Look at him! He even LOOKS like an asshole!
Oh my god, this sucks.
Speaking of sucks, let's trade our top prospect who is a shortstop because we just signed a guy to a four year deal and our prospect will never get anywhere! And then! LET'S TRADE THAT GUY! Hanley RamÃrez must be PISSED right now. Who the fuck is our shortstop?!? IS THERE A FUCKING PLAN HERE THAT I MISSED?! OH MY GOD THEO WE'RE SORRY WE DIDN'T DO IT AND WE LOVE YOU PLEASE COME BACK.
And I have still not processed the Mirabelli trade. The idea of Doug Mirabelli not being a Red Sock does not even register in my brain as something that is possible. It's like announcing that the color blue will now be called green. It does not work.
So now we need a shortstop and a backup catcher and oh yeah we still don't have a first baseman and oops my brain just exploded.
But at least the Astros didn't offer Clemens arbitration. Heh heh heh. Sorry, Roger, you don't get to jerk us around this year. Also, Orlando Palmeiro re-signed for two years. So at least one of my teams isn't trying to cause me massive organ failure.
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That Clemens stuff was pretty funny. Like, "Can't make up your mind? OK, we'll make it up for you. BYE, BITCH!"