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[catslash]

Hahaha, wow, you know nothing's* going on in Detroit when Dmitri Young losing weight gets a full-length, detailed article on the official website.

"When I come down there [to Spring Training], they're going to know I mean business," he said. "The last thing they're going to have to worry about is me."

I think I love Jim Leyland. Because you know the guy got in his face and threatened his children or some baby seals or something. Awesome.

* Well, not nothing, I got an e-mail telling me that they've also signed a Todd Jones to close. I've never heard of the guy and the official website has not yet recovered from the above journalistic effort, so there's no article. So I can't help you there.

Also, this Mark Loretta douchebag better be good. That is all.

Comments

[wends.livejournal.com]

In 2004 Loretta was one of two second basemen in all of baseball better than Bellhorn. He's a career .301 hitter and not too shabby on defense, either (All Star second baseman what?). Don't sweat :)

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Oh, cool. Okay, I feel better. I'm gonna miss the hell out of Mirabelli, because he and Wake are a matched set, and because he made a surprise appearance at the Portland ME Red Sox rally last year and gave out Youks's cell number (no, really, it was hilarious), but I feel better.

Also, I love your icon to pieces. =D

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

I think Todd Jones is the pudgy white guy with scary sideburns from Tampa Bay? I've heard his name before, but yeah, I don't know much about him either.