And very interesting that the police took their sweet damn time wading in.
I envision the following:
Cop #1: Woah. We have a riot going on. Cop #2: A riot. Cop#1: Yeah. Looks really intense, too. Cop #2: A ri...you do remember where we are, right? Cop #1: Yeah... Cop #2: We're in Toledo. You know. The one in Ohio. Cop #1: I know. Cop #2: We don't have riots in Toledo. Riots are those things they have in Los Angeles when the mood stikes them and in Boston when a sports team wins a championship. We are not in California or Massachusetts. We are in Ohio. Cop #1: Well...I know, but it really looks like those riots they had in those places. I saw them on the news. From the report, this sounds a lot like that. Cop #2: Ugh...all right, I guess we'd better go look. Get ready. But we're stopping for donuts before we get there.
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I envision the following:
Cop #1: Woah. We have a riot going on.
Cop #2: A riot.
Cop#1: Yeah. Looks really intense, too.
Cop #2: A ri...you do remember where we are, right?
Cop #1: Yeah...
Cop #2: We're in Toledo. You know. The one in Ohio.
Cop #1: I know.
Cop #2: We don't have riots in Toledo. Riots are those things they have in Los Angeles when the mood stikes them and in Boston when a sports team wins a championship. We are not in California or Massachusetts. We are in Ohio.
Cop #1: Well...I know, but it really looks like those riots they had in those places. I saw them on the news. From the report, this sounds a lot like that.
Cop #2: Ugh...all right, I guess we'd better go look. Get ready. But we're stopping for donuts before we get there.