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We didn't make any TRADES, Theo says. The market was QUIET, Theo says. The milk went SOUR and cost a whole FERRARI, Theo says.

Well, gosh, it sure is a shame that there weren't any hundred mile per hour fastball relievers on the market who would look pretty damn hot wearing the Boston B, and who could shore up our bullpen liek wo, and who wouldn't hesitate to piledrive those who need to be piledriven. SUCH A TRAGEDY THERE WASN'T ANYONE LIKE THAT AVAILABLE, ISN'T IT, THEO!?!?!?!?

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[all-ahoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was also thinking about how cool it would have been to get teh studly Fansworth fastball. I pined for it.

Oh well....

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

And he wouldn't have had to hit...

[beckla30.livejournal.com]

And I would have been able to handle that A LOT better than freakin Atlanta. Although the Braves game is on tv here today.

[new-world-smurf.livejournal.com]

Obviously Theo forgot that when you bring in the Farns, YOU WIN THAT SHIT!

Then again, I am pleased he's with the Braves because I can get my regular dose of Hot Farns Ass on TBS, as I did on WGN when he was with the Cubbies.

[americanleaguer.livejournal.com]

YES AGREED.

BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE MADE THE PAIN LESS.

AND THE FARNS IN A RED SOX UNIFORM WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY HOT.

AND HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ELECTRIC IN OUR BULLPEN.

ARGH IT IS A DAY LATER THE HURT NEEDS TO STOP NOW KTHNX.