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Because it was going to happen sooner or later, savvy?
There are about three zillion of these, so I must pick and choose. Results from badly-written quizzes have been canned, even when I liked the result.
Congrats, bonny lass, you are Elizabeth Swann!
Clever and steadfast, you're too good to sell
out for a politically useful marriage or a
physically abusive undergarment, father's
wishes be damned. And although you've been
told your whole life to stay away from the bad
boys, there's just something that keeps
bringing you back to the booty ... ahem.
Excuse me.
What character from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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. . . I got a content warning for this next one. I don't know why.
Elizabeth Swann. You're kind, rich, and beautiful.
Who wouldn't love you? Surprise to them,
however, you aren't what you appear. You've
very adventerous and clever. Do not be afraid
to be yourself in front of others.
What Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
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I'm having a flashback to all those image-free Hamlet quizzes I took a couple months back.
You are Jack Sparrow! You are played by Johnny
Depp. You used to be Captain of the Black Pearl
until Barbossa, who used to be your first mate,
left you on a deserted island to die. However,
you escaped and you are now searching for a
crew to help you find the Pearl and reclaim
her. You are a little odd but still funny and
charming. As a pirate, you are a little roguish
and like treasure. A lot. You team up with Will
Turner to help rescue Elizabeth when she is
kidnapped by Barbossa.
Which main character from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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Flashback over. Man, I love quiz results that summarize the movie, like, we know.
This next is probably the best I've taken yet. It actually attempts to take a personality profile rather than just direct you toward a character-specific answer.
Captain Jack Sparrow - charming, laid-back,
cunning, witty - a man who has sailed around
the world. He is a man of many legends and
crazy ideas - a man who always seems to escape
danger. Many men are after his head, but his
ambitions and dreams drive him on. People never
know when to trust him, for he only follows his
own lead.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean Character Are You?
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You are Capt. Jack Sparrow! A gentleman rogue of a
pirate. "Ahahaha, but I'm a pirate!"
Which Pirates of the Caribbean persona are you?
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Now that is a quiz result. Because aside from the bit about the rum, yes.
Okay, since I've determined that I'm mainly Jack with a generous helping of Elizabeth, and I'm bloody well sick of these quizzes, I'll move on to the "soul mate" genre.
Oh my. *blush* Have an excellent time with
Captain Jack Sparrow, just be careful of what
he'll pull from you (sexual or otherwise) while
you're not looking. Certainly, it's hard to
resist a man who can make you laugh while
kicking ass in dreads and eyeliner.
Who's Your Pirates of the Caribbean Love Match?
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You want to knock boots with Jack Sparrow. Call him
Captain and he'll give you a ride on his
vessel. You love it anyway that you can get it
and guys who know how to accessorize really
turn you on. From his beads to his eyeliner
this boy knows what it is about. Never a dull
moment. Fancy a quickie in jail? He's your man.
So grab some rum, a set of shackles, and your
ankles, because you are in for a seriously
storm tossed ride.
Whose booty would you most like to plunder from Pirates of the Caribbean?
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Huh. Apparently, someone told the quizzes that I secretly want to be a gay man. ;)
There are about three zillion of these, so I must pick and choose. Results from badly-written quizzes have been canned, even when I liked the result.
Congrats, bonny lass, you are Elizabeth Swann!
Clever and steadfast, you're too good to sell
out for a politically useful marriage or a
physically abusive undergarment, father's
wishes be damned. And although you've been
told your whole life to stay away from the bad
boys, there's just something that keeps
bringing you back to the booty ... ahem.
Excuse me.
What character from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
. . . I got a content warning for this next one. I don't know why.
Elizabeth Swann. You're kind, rich, and beautiful.
Who wouldn't love you? Surprise to them,
however, you aren't what you appear. You've
very adventerous and clever. Do not be afraid
to be yourself in front of others.
What Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
I'm having a flashback to all those image-free Hamlet quizzes I took a couple months back.
You are Jack Sparrow! You are played by Johnny
Depp. You used to be Captain of the Black Pearl
until Barbossa, who used to be your first mate,
left you on a deserted island to die. However,
you escaped and you are now searching for a
crew to help you find the Pearl and reclaim
her. You are a little odd but still funny and
charming. As a pirate, you are a little roguish
and like treasure. A lot. You team up with Will
Turner to help rescue Elizabeth when she is
kidnapped by Barbossa.
Which main character from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Flashback over. Man, I love quiz results that summarize the movie, like, we know.
This next is probably the best I've taken yet. It actually attempts to take a personality profile rather than just direct you toward a character-specific answer.
Captain Jack Sparrow - charming, laid-back,
cunning, witty - a man who has sailed around
the world. He is a man of many legends and
crazy ideas - a man who always seems to escape
danger. Many men are after his head, but his
ambitions and dreams drive him on. People never
know when to trust him, for he only follows his
own lead.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean Character Are You?
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You are Capt. Jack Sparrow! A gentleman rogue of a
pirate. "Ahahaha, but I'm a pirate!"
Which Pirates of the Caribbean persona are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Now that is a quiz result. Because aside from the bit about the rum, yes.
Okay, since I've determined that I'm mainly Jack with a generous helping of Elizabeth, and I'm bloody well sick of these quizzes, I'll move on to the "soul mate" genre.
Oh my. *blush* Have an excellent time with
Captain Jack Sparrow, just be careful of what
he'll pull from you (sexual or otherwise) while
you're not looking. Certainly, it's hard to
resist a man who can make you laugh while
kicking ass in dreads and eyeliner.
Who's Your Pirates of the Caribbean Love Match?
brought to you by Quizilla
You want to knock boots with Jack Sparrow. Call him
Captain and he'll give you a ride on his
vessel. You love it anyway that you can get it
and guys who know how to accessorize really
turn you on. From his beads to his eyeliner
this boy knows what it is about. Never a dull
moment. Fancy a quickie in jail? He's your man.
So grab some rum, a set of shackles, and your
ankles, because you are in for a seriously
storm tossed ride.
Whose booty would you most like to plunder from Pirates of the Caribbean?
brought to you by Quizilla
Huh. Apparently, someone told the quizzes that I secretly want to be a gay man. ;)
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Ahem. Anyway, guess what? I got laid off! Yesterday! I'm officially an unemployed bum and loving every minute of it. I'll be on IM tonight (Tuesday the 15th) for the first time in eons if you feel like chatting. Take care!
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Err... I mean... hi! Sorry in advance if you're not interested, but my name's Rini and I just started a new community dedicated to Jack Sparrow [
Thanks for your time. :]