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[catslash]

Still not cutting for two year old spoilers! If you haven't seen Torchwood and are planning to, just scroll on past.

So I'm up to "End of Days" now in the Torchwood series one rewatchathon (uh, if you can use -athon to mean "thing that takes place slowly over a month and a half) and I just gotta say this: After spending the better part of an episode watching Jack throw his vaguely defined inhibitions to the wind and be the enormous dickbag we all know he is, watching the team tell him to go fuck himself and then Owen shooting him in the head is THE BEST THING EVER. Right now, this is my favorite moment in the history of television. Seriously, I know they're being a bunch of morons and Jack's natural dickitude was enhanced in this episode solely for the sake of lending tension, but I DON'T CARE BECAUSE TAKE THAT JACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Okay, I have to go watch the shooting eleventy times now. :D

Comments

Re: *loves all over your icon* THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

And you know it has been, because even before all this started Ianto was into kinky "denying Jack orgasms" sex. :)

Re: *loves all over your icon* THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Well, that goes without saying. Although it should be said. Frequently. In detail.

Just saying.

Re: *loves all over your icon* THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to write that.

Re: *loves all over your icon* THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

I think that would be advisable.

I started and got distracted.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

After a few weeks Jack even came to find the word "NO" faintly arousing. He understood the link between the events, of course - too much flirtation with other people and his psycho-possessive coffee-making employee-he'd-been-fucking wouldn't let him come. At all.

Which he might have viewed as entirely unfair - he was a free agent, after all, Jack Fucking Harkness, intergalactic tart and congenital flirt, no more capable of monogamy than Ianto was of sharing nicely - but he actually kinda looked the look on Ianto's face when, on the brink of letting go, Jack asked, "May I?"

And Ianto said, "No."

Re: I started and got distracted.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

That is an excellent start. Now to combat that distraction problem and buckle down!

Re: I started and got distracted.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD. I cannot believe that YOU just told ME to deal with my distraction problem!

*snickersnort*. :D

Re: I started and got distracted.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

I am not unaware of the pot/kettle parallel. :D

Re: I started and got distracted.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Oh ho yes. :D

Re: I started and got distracted.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

But I have ADD. If I weren't distracted by something every minute and a half, it would be cause for considerable alarm. :D

So: be undistracted! Because I can't. ;_;

Re: I started and got distracted.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I can siphon off my appalling tunnel-vision for your use if you want. Warning: It never attaches to the right bloody thing.

Re: I started and got distracted.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

I shall ponder your offer for the next twelve seconds before I get distracted by a shiny thi

Re: I started and got distracted.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of Theatre Studies. "Hey, Del, look over there. A DISTRACTION!"

Re: I started and got distracted.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

I would fall for that EVERY TIME. Even after I started using it myself.

Re: I started and got distracted.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I totally did.