How in everloving fuck did I not notice that Alan Embree is with the A's? Seriously. I have approximately thirty-four A's on my fantasy team for some ungodly reason, so I keep an eye on them. You would think I would NOTICE a familiar name on the ROSTER. Nuh-uh. I thought he was still with the Padres.
BUT EVEN BETTER. I was just recently observing to
maggiesox that Embree does, in fact, still suck. Did I think I had magically flipped over to a Padres game while I wasn't paying attention or what?!
Guys, seriously, don't get ADD, because you will regularly have moments when your severe FAILURE in the powers of observation department leads to you being so confused that you spend the next hour unable to trust anything your brain tells you.
. . . damn, it only took two pitches for Huston Street to blow THAT save. I'm impressed. (This is still better than watching the Tigers struggle to catch up to the Royals. The ROYALS, you ASSHOLES. Ugh.)
BUT EVEN BETTER. I was just recently observing to
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Guys, seriously, don't get ADD, because you will regularly have moments when your severe FAILURE in the powers of observation department leads to you being so confused that you spend the next hour unable to trust anything your brain tells you.
. . . damn, it only took two pitches for Huston Street to blow THAT save. I'm impressed. (This is still better than watching the Tigers struggle to catch up to the Royals. The ROYALS, you ASSHOLES. Ugh.)
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