Challenge Drabble the First

[catslash]

Okay! all_ahoo requested "something NC17 about Bill Mueller."

So. Bill Mueller. NC-17. Slash.

Disclaimer: 100% fake. Seriously did not happen.



Johnny Damon has a mouth like a Hoover.

Not many guys are aware of this; Johnny's not as big a slut as people might think. Bill Mueller knows it though, and not least because he's currently in the showers with that Hoover attached to his cock.

Johnny caught him off-guard, didn't really have a prepared speech, just waiting till the showers cleared and then "Hot catch, man," and bam on his knees with Bill down his throat, and Bill can only make incoherent sounds and tug at the famous hair, with Johnny smiling up at him between sucks and licks.



And now we all know why I don't write porn. =P

Comments

[gimme-proonz.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. Not a pairing I would have necessarily picked. But wow.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have any automatic match-ups for Billy Mueller, so I was working through the roster in my head, and when I got to Johnny's name that first sentence popped into my brain. Not exactly the birth of an OTP, but it seemed to work. Glad you liked. =D

[gutterqueen.livejournal.com]

Honestly. It's hard to get something across in 100 words, but you pulled it off, yo.

That was good.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Drabbles are fun! I love words, and drabbles require me to tinker with them, so it's a good time. =D

Thank you for the reply.

[americanleaguer.livejournal.com]

Woah woah WOAH now. Let's not be jumping to conclusions.

If this is supposed to be an excuse for why you don't write porn, missy, you have failed spectacularly.

If, however, this is supposed to be porn, then I pronounce it a resounding success.

And I can't write ANYTHING in 100 words (or less than 1,000, probably), so SHUT UP AND ACCEPT YOUR AWESOMENESS, WOMAN.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Wow. I fail, I win, and I get yelled at, all in one reply! WOO!

The thing about me and porn is that I hate the process of writing it, so on the rare occasions when I do, I despise the end result and am so convinced it sucks that when people say they liked it, I wonder if they didn't accidentally read something else. I figured this would get one positive response, probably from all_ahoo, so I'm a bit floored by the fact that I have FIVE already.

*cough* Anyway. Thanks! I always look forward to your feedback, since it's extra-awesome to get a response from someone whose stuff I like so much. =D

[all-ahoo.livejournal.com]

OMFG. OMFG.

LOVE. YOU.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

YAY! Drabble the First: Success!

[bakoo.livejournal.com]

Soooo good. You must write porn more often. Every day, preferably.

[catslash.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks. My current schedule for writing porn is "every year and a half," so keep an eye out in another eighteen months or so. ;)

[aloha-moira.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, Johnny Damon is such a slut. :D

[catslash.livejournal.com]

*snickers*