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I finally took my first visit to a strip club tonight. =D

A whole bunch of us from work went. It was a group of women ranging from straight to bi (me) to gay, plus one girl's boyfriend. It was a good time, and by the way, if you sit at the main stage wearing a ballcap, the girls will take advantage. My Tigers cap got intimately acquainted with one of them.

I always feel like I have to be kind of sneaky when I look at girls, because you never know if a woman will appreciate the attention if she notices or be all, "Ew, scuzzy dyke." So, it was great to just be able to sit and chill and look all I wanted. They were hot and I tipped and I got a kiss on the cheek and it was excellent.

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Jim Leyland on the subject of sending players down to the minors, from Jason Beck's blog:

This is the big leagues, Major League Baseball. I'm sorry. I mean, I'll babysit them and rub their tummy and all that kind of stuff, but come on.

Uh.

Are the Tigers trying to outgay the Yankees this year or what?