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[catslash]

Oh, yeah, and this week's issue of Sports Weekly, which comes every Wednesday with the big pile of out-of-state papers, has not one, but two big ol' pictures of the Princess on the cover, one from a Yankee at-bat and one as a rookie. I was counting the papers, and I was not expecting it and it scared me, and I did the dance of Oh My God Ew until I felt better.

That's not really the point, though. The point is that, according to the cover, the big story this week is basically a rehash of How A-Rod Became A Star. (I may have to buy this, out of sheer curiosity. And I will be the only one, because no one ever buys Sports Weekly at our store. Why they keep sending us eighty-seven copies every week is beyond me.)

What I don't understand: Why hasn't anyone told Sports Weekly that no one really, honestly gives a shit about A-Rod anymore? (Aside from me, yes, but I'm weird like that.) He has ceased to be the guy everyone likes. Now he's the guy everyone makes fun of. Where is the interest in a story that celebrates his career? You are a year too late, Sports Weekly. You lose.

I am talking way too damn much about A-Rod lately. God, I need baseball to start.

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[lipstickboi.livejournal.com]

I love that Danzig song. I think about Keith "I top Jason Varitek" Foulke every time I hear it.


Yeah, no one cares about A. Fraud. People would be more interested in a picture of Mark McGwire injecting Giambi. :)

[catslash.livejournal.com]

That song has randomly become my current favorite. It's weird; I've been listening to it on my Red Sox Victory Mix since December, but I just fell in love with it last week. And the association with Foulke doesn't hurt one bit. =D

I would be interested in that picture. I would also be interested in a photo spread of the hot steroid sex that followed.

. . . what? I didn't say anything. *innocent*