I should have known when I signed up for the Yankees mailing list (eye on the enemy, you know) that it could only bring pain. I have a very big bottle of beer. I shall commence drinking it posthaste.
"I just wanted to go to a team that was competing to win," Farnsworth said. "Closing, I've always wanted to do that, but at the same time, I wanted to be on a team and help it win whether I start, set up or whatever. The main thing was to be on a team that wins."
HAVE YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS, YOU FUCKING TOOL?! THE YANKEES ARE IN A STATE OF DECLINE BROUGHT ON BY PLUNDERING THEIR SO-CALLED FARM SYSTEM AND SIGNING AGING SUPERSTARS FOR WAY TOO LONG!!
DOES ANYBODY EVEN WATCH THE YANKEES ANYMORE? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS TO ME THAT A CERTAIN RELIEF PITCHER WHO IS FUCKING DEAD TO ME LAST CAUGHT A YANKEES GAME SOMETIME IN 2000.
I hope the Yankees get to the postseason. I hope they get there, and I hope that in a crucial game, Farnsworth melts down in a way that makes 2003 and 2005 look like fucking peanuts.
Fuck you, Farnsworth. FUCK. YOU.
"I just wanted to go to a team that was competing to win," Farnsworth said. "Closing, I've always wanted to do that, but at the same time, I wanted to be on a team and help it win whether I start, set up or whatever. The main thing was to be on a team that wins."
HAVE YOU PAID ANY ATTENTION IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS, YOU FUCKING TOOL?! THE YANKEES ARE IN A STATE OF DECLINE BROUGHT ON BY PLUNDERING THEIR SO-CALLED FARM SYSTEM AND SIGNING AGING SUPERSTARS FOR WAY TOO LONG!!
DOES ANYBODY EVEN WATCH THE YANKEES ANYMORE? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS TO ME THAT A CERTAIN RELIEF PITCHER WHO IS FUCKING DEAD TO ME LAST CAUGHT A YANKEES GAME SOMETIME IN 2000.
I hope the Yankees get to the postseason. I hope they get there, and I hope that in a crucial game, Farnsworth melts down in a way that makes 2003 and 2005 look like fucking peanuts.
Fuck you, Farnsworth. FUCK. YOU.