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ayradomei has brought the following to my attention:

MORGAN ENSBERG IS GOING TO THE ALL STAR GAME.

Scott Rolen pulled his injured ass out and Morgan got the call. *dances with joy* I don't know if he'll be starting in Rolen's place or what, but at least he'll be there like he should be.

This is the best start to the day ever. Except now I'm going to have to actually watch the game.

YAY CONGRATULATIONS MORGAN ENSBERG!!

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Who the hell is the scary man on my radio and why did he think he could cover "Changing," or whatever the fuck it's called, when the rest of us know that only Stevie Nicks can sing that song properly?

Also, does it get any gayer than a man covering Stevie Nicks?

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Yay for homerun tally graphics!

When they started flashing the numbers of homeruns for the players, I was like, "Oh, god, Pudge. This is going to be so embarrassing." Boy has six homers this year. Why he's in the Derby, I can only guess.

Marx Teixeira! 25 HRs!

Bobby Abreu! 18 HRs!

Ivan Rodriguez! (Me: "Aw, man, oh dear . . .") 256 CAREER HRs! (Me: ". . . AHAHAHAHA.")

How excellent is that? Way to delamify it, guys. Thanks!

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FUCK YOU BOBBY ABREU.

*cries*